Total Medals Earned: 623 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,935 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Medals Earned: 7/16 (200/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/280 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Complete Wave 1.
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Climb to the top of the tower
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
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